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17th-Mar-2012 09:29 am - FIC: Elephant (1/2)
Title: Elephant (1/2)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 10,736 // 21,777 total
Warnings: Sexual themes
Spoilers: General spoilers through the end of season 2.
Summary: When Dave starts his second semester at OSU, the last person he expects to run into on campus is Kurt Hummel -- after all, last he knew, Kurt was off to kickstart his glamorous life in New York. He and Kurt have never been friends, but now that he's out and the only person Kurt knows on campus, and the threat of high school humiliation is no longer looming, what's to stop them from trying?
A/N: This story was written for the first round of Pirate Big Bang (now known as Kurtofsky Bang). We’d like to thank Matthew Lillard, Lacey Chabert, and Steve Sandvoss for their faces. Without them, Tripp, Jess, and Tyr wouldn’t have been nearly as fun to write. Additional thanks go out to Shih Tzus, for being so easy to mock. And of course, special thanks to our artist Lauren (silver_paired) and beta Chandra (someonesneaky) for their unflagging support and hard work!

One: ExpositionCollapse )
User: Magz (gray)
16th-Mar-2012 06:28 pm - Ch-ch-changes!
Hi! You may be wondering who the heck this sarkasmet person is that just appeared on your friends list. Well, wonder no more! Y'see, when I, Magz (AKA sparklpocalypse) renamed my LiveJournal account, I totally ruined the name of the collaborative fic journal Tess and I had set up (AKA whereisamess). So, today, we fixed that:

whereisamess has become sarkasmet!

Expect a few more changes around here -- mostly cosmetic, now that the rename has happened. And maybe if we misplace our lazy streaks for a day or so, we might put up what we have left of "Towel Boy" -- not the ending, since we never actually finished it -- just up to where we stopped writing. Then again, we may just continue to hoard that from here to eternity, so perhaps holding your breath wouldn't be a good idea in that case.

One thing that we will be putting up here at some point is our story "Elephant" from the first round of the Kurtofsky Big Bang. Major, continued kudos to our lovely artist silver_paired for illustrating that for us!

Anyway, that's what's up with the state of the Big Giant Tess and Magz Collaboration Spectacular... thingie. We both still exist, I promise. :D
User: Magz (gray)
27th-Jan-2011 01:37 pm - FIC: Towel Boy! (10/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (10/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 4,621 // 44,997 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes, violence
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.
A/N: So, this was originally just a private RP that Magz and I never had the intention of posting. So there may be some, er, liberties taken. If it's something huge that we forgot about, let us know. We'll probably fix it. Oh, and hockey is the canon of this fic because we started it before the football episode.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?
Three: Growing Pains
Four: Friends Like These...
Five: Painkillers; Best Friend or Worst Enemy?
Six: Try Not To Rip Those Stitches, Dear.
Seven: How To Teach Your Boyfriend French.
Eight: The Black, Steel Elephant in the Room.
Nine: Gee, Don't You Love The Holidays?

Ten: How To Get A Cheerio To Keep Her Fat Mouth Shut.Collapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
25th-Jan-2011 06:52 am - FIC: Towel Boy! (9/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (9/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 3,141 // 40,376 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes, violence
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.
A/N: So, this was originally just a private RP that Magz and I never had the intention of posting. So there may be some, er, liberties taken. If it's something huge that we forgot about, let us know. We'll probably fix it. Oh, and hockey is the canon of this fic because we started it before the football episode.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?
Three: Growing Pains
Four: Friends Like These...
Five: Painkillers; Best Friend or Worst Enemy?
Six: Try Not To Rip Those Stitches, Dear.
Seven: How To Teach Your Boyfriend French.
Eight: The Black, Steel Elephant in the Room.

Nine: Gee, Don't You Love The Holidays?Collapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
22nd-Jan-2011 01:19 am - FIC: Towel Boy! (8/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (8/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 6,350 // 37,235 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes, violence
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.
A/N: So, this was originally just a private RP that Magz and I never had the intention of posting. So there may be some, er, liberties taken. If it's something huge that we forgot about, let us know. We'll probably fix it. Oh, and hockey is the canon of this fic because we started it before the football episode.
Songs Referenced: Bum Biddy | Davey's Song | You'll have to find the Goat Song, 'cause for the life of me I can't find my copy. It's another Sandler bit.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?
Three: Growing Pains
Four: Friends Like These...
Five: Painkillers; Best Friend or Worst Enemy?
Six: Try Not To Rip Those Stitches, Dear.
Seven: How To Teach Your Boyfriend French.

Eight: The Black, Steel Elephant in the RoomCollapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
20th-Jan-2011 09:23 am - FIC: Towel Boy! (7/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (7/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 4,363 // 30,885 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes, violence
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.
A/N: So, this was originally just a private RP that Magz and I never had the intention of posting. So there may be some, er, liberties taken. If it's something huge that we forgot about, let us know. We'll probably fix it. Oh, and hockey is the canon of this fic because we started it before the football episode.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?
Three: Growing Pains
Four: Friends Like These...
Five: Painkillers; Best Friend or Worst Enemy?
Six: Try Not To Rip Those Stitches, Dear.

Seven: How To Teach Your Boyfriend French.Collapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
19th-Jan-2011 10:48 am - FIC: Towel Boy! (6/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (6/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,756 // 26,522 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes, violence
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.
A/N: So, this was originally just a private RP that Magz and I never had the intention of posting. So there may be some, er, liberties taken. If it's something huge that we forgot about, let us know. We'll probably fix it. Oh, and hockey is the canon of this fic because we started it before the football episode.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?
Three: Growing Pains
Four: Friends Like These...
Five: Painkillers; Best Friend or Worst Enemy?

Six: Try Not To Rip Those Stitches, Dear.Collapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
18th-Jan-2011 12:54 pm - FIC: Towel Boy! (5/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (5/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: R
Word Count: 6,780 // 21,766 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes, violence
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.
A/N: So, this was originally just a private RP that Magz and I never had the intention of posting. So there may be some, er, liberties taken. If it's something huge that we forgot about, let us know. We'll probably fix it. Oh, and hockey is the canon of this fic because we started it before the football episode.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?
Three: Growing Pains
Four: Friends Like These...

Five: Painkillers; Best Friend or Worst Enemy?Collapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
18th-Jan-2011 03:24 am - FIC: Towel Boy! (4/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (4/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: R
Word Count: 1,824 // 14,986 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes, violence
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
A/N: This one's short as fuck. Our bad. Tess is dividing it up by scenes as she goes through it, so the chapter lengths might be a little uneven.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?
Three: Growing Pains

Four: With Friends Like These...Collapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
17th-Jan-2011 11:29 am - FIC: Towel Boy! (3/?)
Title: Towel Boy! (3/?)
Author: tessisamess & sparklpocalypse
Fandom: Glee
Pairing: Dave Karofsky/Kurt Hummel
Rating: R
Word Count: 7,385 // 14,986 total
Warnings: Homophobia, RP-turned-fic, sexual themes
Spoilers: Canon up to right before the death threat. Death threat and all the ensuing drama did not happen. Doesn't exist here.
Summary: Kurt starts a GSA. The only problem is, it isn't OK'd by the school, first. The GSA gets shut down, and Kurt's punishment? He's now the towel boy for the boys' sports teams. There's a ton of other plot (hell, it's 60k, of course there is) but that's the starter plot. The Kurtofsky aspect is surprisingly light on angst, the other aspects? Not so much. Oh, and it has our first version ever of Rossman in it.

One: Hey! Towel Boy!
Two: What Up, Fatty?

Three: Growing PainsCollapse )
Fic: Towel Boy
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